I posted this joke in the previous forum. Posting it again here.
1. Damo - I'm a deity, not a human. Thus, I'm incomparable.
2. Sweeper Monk - I'm the reincarnation of the guy above. Half a deity. Immune to the ultimate moves of numbers 8 and 13. Killed number 16 with one strike and stared number 15 to death, and revived both with a touch.
3. Dugu Qiubai - The lad Yang Guo took one of my eight swords. Look at him now.
4. Xiaoyaozi - I'm the founder of the Xiaoyao Sect. Wuyazi? Beiming Shengong? He has to call me shifu.
5. Dongfang Bubai - You know, without the constraints of gender, it is a lot easier to practice martial arts.
6. Xuzhu - Number 4, do you have any disciples for me to absorb their internal energies? I haven't had enough.
7. Duan Yu - I might not be able to defeat a certain guy, but I definitely can conquer any woman.
8. Xiao Feng - I'm a real man. My abilities are all mine, not taken from anyone!
9. Yang Guo - If I had two arms, I would've been second! Hey, number 7! Can you conquer my aunt?
10. Linghu Chong - Laughter like the sea, surging to wet both shores. Yingying mocks my insanity and yet can't help but find me extraordinary refined.
11. Wang Chongyang - Let me reiterate an issue. During the sparring on Mount Hua back then, it was four against one. Moreover, number 24 was in his transformed state.
12. Feng Qingyang - One must not be constrained by what is thrown at oneself. Understand? Think on that. I'll go back into seclusion.
13. Zhang Wuji - Some say that I'm adorable, others curse my uselessness. I only have one thing to say: I'll be a noble person, not a real man.
14. Guo Jing - Anyone wants to compete with me in the rigid logical thinking?
15. Xiao Yuanshan - Son! Kill all those above me! They mock us Liao people!
16. Murong Bo - Son! You are too weak!
17. Zhou Botong - I don't seek fame or fortune. I'm out of this world. My heart is pure. I only fear women.
18. Zhang Shanfeng - Taiji is a profound martial art but it is belittled by others because it is too general. Sigh...
19. Wuyazi - Someone lives but he is already dead, someone is dead but she still lives!
20. Wu Xingyun aka Tianshan Tonglao - Canghai meimei, can't our abilities be higher?
21. Li Qiushui - Shixiong, I'm as beautiful as Canghai and I'm even gentler than her. What do I lack?
22. Xiaolongnü - Where are you, Guo'er? It's scary here. All these people are so disgusting.
23. Jinlun Fawang - I'm a peerless fighter, but I feel so uncertain here.
24. Ouyang Feng - Excuse me, where can I find the original copy of the Nine Yin Manual?
25. Hong Qigong - Ancestor Xiao Feng, something seems to be wrong with the Eighteen Dragon-subduing Palms!
26. Yideng - I'm quite sure that I'm the relative of number 7.
27. Huang Yaoshi - Why must manuals be split into two parts? I spent my whole life reading the second half of the Nine Yin Manual, but I can't guess what the first part is about.
28. Jiumozhi - I was lucky to have witnessed the martial arts of the Central Plain, then I swore never to practice martial arts again.
29. Duan Yanqing - To experience the brief romance that gave me a seventh-ranked son, I have no regrets.
30. You Tanzhi - A'zi! I'm hideous but I'm infatuated! The heavens blessed me, but it turns out that it is to ravage me.
31. Qiu Qianren - If it wasn't for the sinful beast Qiu Qianzhang ruining my reputation, would I be ranked so low?
32. Ding Chunqiu - Without a traditional villain like me, how can you people climb to the top?
33. Murong Fu - To restore Yan, I will sacrifice anyone. For the future, I bear with the pain. To abandon love, I shed no tears.
34. Cheng Kun - The good is strong, but the evil is ten times stronger! I'm not the last!
35. Yuan Chengzhi - I'm glad I made it onto the chart.